Football's
silly season has cranked into top gear after the end of the European
Championships, with each day bringing with it a raft of stories. Some
are based in fact, others are just about plausible while the rest sound
like they've been dreamed by someone in a padded cell.
Here we take a look at all the tall tales and rate their chances of actually coming true.
1. Mathieu Debuchy
Current Club: Lille
Linked with: Newcastle
What he brings to the table:
Along with Jordi Alba, Debuchy was one of the most impressive
full-backs in Poland and Ukraine. An attacking player with an impressive
work-rate who's not scared of taking on opposition defenders, Debuchy
would be an asset for any side.
Will he fit in at Newcastle?
Yes. Current right-back Danny Simpson has yet to sign a new deal,
despite entering the last year of his contract and his departure is
looking likely with each passing day. Debuchy could be the perfect
replacement.
Chances of joining: 90 percent.
Good fantasy buy?
Absolutely. Given that this will be his maiden season in England and
that he was not exactly a household name before the Euros, the Frenchman
is not likely to be priced very high. If his recent performances in
national colours are anything to go by, you can expect plenty of assists
and even the occasional goal from the 26-year-old.
2. Clint Dempsey
Current Club: Fulham
Linked with: Liverpool
What he brings to the table:
Versatility and knowledge of where the back of the net is; something
Liverpool could do with. Able to play as a striker, winger or attacking
midfielder, Dempsey has been one of Fulham's most consistent players
since his arrival from MLS side New England Revolution in 2007. However,
it was only last season that he seemed to make the transition from
"good" to "could be brilliant" with 23 goals in 46 appearances for the
Cottagers.
Will he fit in at Liverpool? Like a glove.
Especially
if manager Brendan Rodgers does set out his side to play like he did
when at Swansea. Comfortable with the ball on the ground, and capable of
contributing with assists as well as goals - he could turn out to be a
brilliant signing.
Chances of signing: 60 percent
Good Fantasy buy? Probably
not. His stock is likely to go up, and with Suarez and Fabio Borini in
Reds' ranks, the American could play in a deeper role that he did at
Fulham.
3. Joao Moutinho
Current Club: Porto
Linked with: Tottenham, Manchester United
What he brings to the table: Moutinho
has a very wide passing range and is equally adept defensively, which
makes him a midfielder that any team would want. As seen at Euro 2012,
it was his distribution from deeper into the flanks that spearheaded
many Portugal attacks and his precise cross from the right also provided
Cristiano Ronaldo with a simple headed goal.
Will he fit in at Manchester United? Definitely.
With Darren Fletcher not likely to return from injury soon and Anderson
flattering to deceive season after season, Moutinho seems like the
perfect foil for Manchester United's passing-based midfield and an ideal
fit deep in midfield.
Will he fit in at Tottenham? Not
as much. Luka Modric is hell-bent on leaving Spurs and they could use
Moutinho's distribution skills but both Scott Parker's industry and
Rafael van der Vaart's preference to drop deep and create seem to be at
odds with Moutinho's style. However, with fellow Portuguese Andre
Villas-Boas at the helm, Moutinho will find himself in a comfortable
environment.
Chances of signing for Manchester United: 20 percent
Chances of signing for Tottenham: 50 percent
Good Fantasy buy? Yes.
The Portuguese has a fierce shot from range and always good for assists
when going on the foraging runs or launching a counter-attack with his
precise passes.
4. Robin van Persie
Current Club: Arsenal
Linked with: Manchester City, Juventus
What he brings to the table: Top
scorer in the Premier League last season with 30 goals in
38 league matches, Arsenal's captain fantastic single-handedly dragged
them from mid-table obscurity back into Champions League contention. An
excellent striker of the ball and intelligent outside the box, Van
Persie is the perfect number 10 for any side to have - he can create and
finish chances out of nowhere.
Will he fit in at Juventus? Definitely.
Juventus have a strong squad in terms of creating chances with Andrea
Pielo, Claudio Marchisio and Arturo Vidal in midfield but their strikers
are a letdown, with none of them scoring more than 10 goals last
season. Van Persie is the striker's striker and will find the technical
Serie A to his liking, especially with the extra space and time that
comes with the Italian game.
Will he fit in at Manchester City? Perhaps.
Manchester City have the mercurial Sergio Aguero, Euro 2012 star Mario
Balotelli and the industrious Carlos Tevez in their strikeforce. And not
to mention Edin Dzeko, who somehow managed to conjure 19 goals despite
playing a bit-part role at the club, which makes it hard to accomodate
another world-class striker. On the other hand, Manchester City have had
many ex-Arsenal players like Kolo Toure, Gael Clichy, Emannuel Adebayor
and Samir Nasri at the club. Van Persie would feel right at home.
Chances of signing for Juventus: 50 percent
Chances of signing for Manchester City: 50 percent
Good Fantasy buy? Hell yes. Need we say more?
5. Oscar
Current Club: Internacional
Linked with: Chelsea
What he brings to the table: Versatility and
creativity up front. Oscar's passing and movement range and
intelligence has seen him frequently compared to his compatriot Kaka
Will he fit in at Chelsea? Chelsea
have already signed Kevin De Bruyne, Marko Marin, Eden Hazard so far.
Do they need another young, versatile attacking player who can play
across the front line? Their primary concern should be deeper in
midfield, where the ageing legs of Frank Lampard and Michael Essien are.
Chances of signing: 80 percent
Good Fantasy buy? Oscar
is a risk given that he's not guaranteed a start and we have not seen a
Brazilian actually light up the Premier League yet.
6. Hulk
Current Club: Porto
Linked with: Chelsea, Tottenham
What he brings to the table: Hulk,
like his namesake suggests, is a force to be reckoned with in front of
goal. He has perhaps the longest range shot/free kick in football since
Juninho Pernambucano, as witnessed in last season's Champions League and
his presence up front is always a nuisance for defenders. The Brazil
international's movement across the front of the pitch combined with his
speed throws defenders off their stride.
Will he fit in at Chelsea? Yes.
With Di Matteo preferring a 4-3-3, Hulk can easily slot in on the right
wing or lead the line in the middle. The only problem he poses is that
other players in similiar positions like Daniel Sturridge, Romelu
Lukaku, Juan Mata, Eden Hazard, Kevin De Bruyne, Marko Marin or Fernando
Torres may find themselves out of a spot in the squad.
Will he fit in at Tottenham? Like
a fish in water. With former manager Andre Villas-Boas in charge,
Tottenham are looking for a striker after Adebayor returned to
Manchester City from his loan deal, unlikely to be offered an exorbitant
wage, and with Jermain Defoe still out of favour, Spurs have lots of
creativity but little finishing in ther line-up.
Chances of signing for Chelsea: 50 percent
Chances of signing for Tottenham: 50 percent
Good fantasy buy?
Yes. He's a fierce free kick taker and is an excellent finisher. His
excellent physique will see him settle into the Premier League well.
7. Andy Carroll
Current Club: Liverpool
Linked with: Newcastle
What he brings to the table? Carroll
is a striker of the old-school English variety. He's big, strong in the
air and when he is on form, has a pretty decent all-round game that can
make him England's no. 1 choice to partner Wayne Rooney.
Will he fit in well at Newcastle? Back
at his boyhood club, Carroll should feel comfortable to shine under a
familiar environment. The fans love him, he'll play under the same
manager and he has better team mates to work with. The only issue now is
that he'll probably play second fiddle to Papiss Cisse and Demba Ba.
Chances of signing: 80 percent
Good fantasy buy? Not really. He might not have that many starts with Cisse and Ba in the squad.
8. Leighton Baines
Current Club: Everton
Linked with: Manchester United
What he brings to the table: He
was named the left back in the Premier League Team of the Season for
good reason. Baines is stable defensively and picks the right moment to
go up in support of the attack. He also has a wicked left foot that can
deliver a mean cross or whip a free kick in - an asset in set pieces
that served up quite a few goals for Everton.
Will he fit in? Yes. Patrice Evra is ageing and has shown to be prone to defensive lapses too frequently to be a regular starter.
Chances of signing: 30 percent
Good fantasy buy? Yes. He's an excellent set piece taker and is good for a few assists or goals.
9. Edin Dzeko
Current Club: Manchester City
Linked with: AC Milan, Juventus
What he brings to the table: Dzeko
may play a secondary role in Manchester City but it doesn't diminish
his goalscoring ability, with him scoring 19 goals for his side last
season. Described as dominant, powerful, agile, the Bosnian has record
of a goal every other game in his career and is the highest scorer in
the history of Wolfsburg with 59 goals in 96 appearances.
Will he fit in at AC Milan? Yes. He is as close to a like-for-like replacement for the departed Zlatan Ibrahimovic as Milan is going to find currently.
Will he fit in at Juventus? Another yes. The Bianconeri desperately need a polished finisher and Dzeko will fit in well.
Chances of signing for AC Milan: 60 percent
Chances of signing for Juventus: 30 percent
10. M'Baye Niang
Current Club: Caen
Linked with: Arsenal, Tottenham
What he brings to the table:
Raw talent - lots of it. At 17 years old, he has already made 30 starts
for Caen and caught the eye of several scouts across the region with
his explosive speed and strength that belied his age. Niang's playing
style is similiar to a certain Emmanuel Adebayor and his young age means
that he has a lot more potential to improve upon.
Will he fit in at Arsenal? Did Adebayor fit in? Yes, and so will Niang.
Will he fit in at Tottenham? Did Adebayor fit in? Yes, and so will Niang.
Chances of signing for Arsenal: 50 percent
Chances of signing for Tottenham: 30 percent
Good fantasy buy? Not yet. He's young and may take some time to get settled into the Premier League.
11. Luka Modric
Current Club: Tottenham
Linked with: Real Madrid
What he brings to the table: The
Croatian is one of the most creative players in the Premier League with
his movement and distribution. He can pass as well as he can dribble,
has a fierce shot from range and is capable of taking set pieces when
called upon. Modric is as well-rounded an attacking midfielder as there
is around.
Will he fit in? Yes. He plays like a Galactico and will look at home along the likes of Xabi Alonso, Mesut Ozil, Nuri Sahin and Kaka.
Chances of signing: 99.999 percent
12. Nuri Sahin
Current Club: Real Madrid
Linked with: Tottenham
What he brings to the table: Sahin
can read the game like an open book, which serves him well in the role
as a playmaker but his best attribute is his killer long pass which
propelled Borussia Dortmund to the Bundesliga title in 2011. Deployed in
midfield, his astute positioning and tackling makes him a decent
holding midfielder as well.
Will he fit in? As a
partner for Scott Parker in midfield. He won't be able to contribute
much further upfield with Gylfi Sigurdsson and Rafael van der Vaart
playing a similiar role which may see a clash of style if Sahin is
deployed as an attacking midfielder.
Chances of signing: 50 percent
Good fantasy buy? A fair buy. He's a phenomenal player, but won't get too many direct assists and goals.
13. Kaka
Current Club: Real Madrid
Linked with: AC Milan
What he brings to the table: Kaka
was considered the world's finest playmaker during his prime at AC
Milan but he was thwarted at Real Madrid by an unfortunate string of
injuries. Kaka has arguably the best vision going into the final third
of the pitch and a sublime pass to complement it - not to mention the
ability to place the ball powerfully in the net from outside the box.
Will he fit in? A
homecoming for Kaka to the Serie A where he was top dog in arguably the
most technical league in the world will do him good on the surface but
Milan have already more than enough top-class creative players in
Riccardo Montolivo and Kevin-Prince Boateng.
Chances of signing: 20 percent
14. Christian Eriksen
Current Club: Ajax
Linked with: Manchester United
What he brings to the table:
Brought up through the Ajax youth ranks, Eriksen is familiar with the
passing-based game and he also has the skills to ghost pass defenders to
set up play from the area outside the box, which is considered his
lethal zone.
Will he fit in? Yes, but the only
problem is that United have signed Shinji Kagawa to play in a similiar
role. Eriksen's preference for the pass will suit the United midfield
well though.
Chances of signing: 5 percent
Good fantasy buy? Yes. Eriksen tends to come up with assists via his through-balls.
15. Alessandro Del Piero
Current Club: Juventus
Linked with: LA Galaxy, Muangthong United, Flamengo, Watford
What he brings to the table: Del
Piero is a living legend in football. He made the trequartista role
famous two decades ago (imagine that!) before the likes of Francesco
Totti did. Calm under pressure and blessed with an excellent touch, the
37-year-old can create as well as score a goal and is always a scary
prospect to face when approaching the box. Most famously, he has scored
so many goals from cutting in outside the box that such goals are named
'Gol alla Del Piero', after him.
Will he fit in? He
will fit in anywhere. Del Piero showed last season that he still has
what it takes to play at the top flight and his excellent instincts
haven't diminished with age.
Chances of signing for LA Galaxy : 25 percent
Chances of signing for Muangthong United: 25 percent
Chances of signing for Flamengo: 25 percent
Chances of signing for Watford: 25 percent
16. Robert Lewandowski
Current Club: Borussia Dortmund
Linked with: Tottenham, Chelsea, Arsenal, Manchester United
What he brings to the table: Lewandowski
is a player who will get you goals. Strong in the air and packing a
lethal shot, he was a shining star for Dortmund last season with an
amazing return of 30 goals in 46 games. He was also one of the few
strikers to have caught the eye in the recently-concluded European
Championships.He might be well known for his prowess in front of goal
but eight assists for Dortmund last season suggests the Polish striker
is something of a creative outlet and can be relied on to provide for
his teammates.
Will he fit in at Arsenal? Yes.
With the imminent departure of club captain Van Persie, Arsenal will
need another quality striker to replace the Dutch striker and
Lewandowski fits the bill as a natural goalscorer. Arsenal have enough
creative outlets in the team to provide for Lewandowski, who can
definitely be counted on to convert those chances.
Will he fit in at Tottenham? Yes.
Tottenham's play is concentrated on their wings, with Gareth Bale and
Aaron Lennon tearing down the sidelines and providing tantalizing
crosses for the forwards. Lewandowski is a good header of the ball and
will thrive on such service.
Will he fit in at Manchester United? Probably.
The plus point is that Manchester United have already signed former
teammate Shinji Kagawa and the two have developed a good understanding
from their time at Dortmund. However, whether Lewandowski can displace
Rooney and the rapidly improving Welbeck in the starting line-up remains
to be seen.
Will he fit in at Chelsea? Unlikely.
It is hard to see Fernando Torres being displaced from the team now
that Drogba is gone and the recent acquisitions of Eden Hazard, Marko
Marin and the imminent arrival of Oscar suggests that Chelsea are
looking to concentrate on their counter attacks, a playing style which
requires pace, and that Lewandowski pales in that department when
compared to Torres.
Chances of signing for Arsenal : 25 percent
Chances of signing for Totthenham: 15 percent
Chances of signing for Manchester United: 50 percent
Chances of signing for Chelsea: 10 percent
Good fantasy buy? Yes. With the right service, Lewandowski can be a near unstoppable goalscoring machine.
17. Bojan Krkic
Current Club: Roma
Linked with: Liverpool, Paris Saint-Germain
What he brings to the table: Bojan,
a product from the famed youth academy of Barcelona which produced
talents like Lionel Messi, was once considered one of the hottest
prospects in football. Blessed with quick feet and good technique, he is
noted for his dribbling skills and can beat any defender on his day.
His versatility allows him to operate on either flank although he much
prefers to play up front as a striker.
Will he fit in at Liverpool? Probably.
Bojan currently looks a little lightweight for the rigours of the
Premier League but that's nothing hard work at the gym cannot sort out.
Luis Suarez apart, Liverpool have too few players with genuine technical
ability and they often lack the spark of genius to change the games.
Bojan can provide that spark, and together with Suarez, will definitely
prove a handful for even the meanest defence.
Will he fit in at PSG? No.
They already have Ezequiel Lavezzi, Zlatan Ibrahimovic and Kevin
Gameiro in their ranks and Bojan will not be able to get much playing
time if he joins the French club.
Chances of signing for Liverpool : 35 percent
Chances of signing for PSG: 15 percent
Good fantasy buy? No.
Despite his obvious technical abilities with the ball, he is not known
to be a clinical goalscorer and can make you pull your hair out in
frustration with his profligacy in front of goal.
18. Ganso
Current Club: Santos
Linked with: Tottenham, Arsenal
What he brings to the table: A
typical Brazilian player with bags of skills and fantastic close
control of the ball. He, along with the likes of Neymar and Pato, are
expected to lead Brazil to glory in the future and the attacking
midfielder certainly looks the part. Apart from being a mesmeric
dribbler, Ganso, who has been compared to Kaka, also has the creativity
and vision and creativity to split defences apart with his passes and is
tasked with being the main creative outlet for Santos.
Will he fit in at Tottenham? Yes.
The departure of Luka Modric looks increasingly likely with each
passing day and Tottenham are bereft of creativity in their ranks
without the Croatian playmaker. Ganso has the ability to step into the
big shoes of Modric, though a certain amount of adaptation time must be
granted for the 22-year-old as the step up from Brazilian football to
the Premier League is a huge one.
Will he fit in at Arsenal? Definitely.
Arsene Wenger is a keen admirer of technically gifted players and there
is no doubt Ganso fits the mould of a Wenger signing. Young and
bursting at the seams with potential, Wenger can transform this
precocious talent into a world beater. Furthermore, Arsenal's passing
style would suit Ganso and the Brazilian would also add some much needed
flair to the team.
Chances of signing for Tottenham : 30 percent
Chances of signing for Arsenal: 60 percent
Good fantasy buy? Probably.
Do not expect Ganso to set the Premier League scene alight immediately
as he will need time to adapt to the physical nature of the game.
19. Wesley Sneijder
Current Club: Inter Milan
Linked with: Manchester United, Manchester City
What he brings to the table: Sneijder
is one of the best football players on the planet right now and at 28
years of age, he is at the peak of his footballing prowess. A fantastic
distributor of the ball, he has a passing range which at times appear to
defy the laws physics and has the ability to change the game in an
instant. The Dutch international has also made a name for himself as a
dead-ball specialist, often scoring from free-kicks and contributing to
many assists with his pin-point set piece deliveries. Deceptively quick
and tricky, Sneijder also brings a wealth of experience along with him
and a winning mentality cultivated from years of success.
Will he fit in? Sneijder
has the quality and class to fit into any team. However, like most
Dutch players, he does have a bit of a temperament problem and he could
prove to be a bit of a disruptive influence in the dressing room if not
handled properly.
Chances of signing for Manchester United : 30 percent
Chances of signing for Manchester City: 20 percent
Good fantasy buy? Yes.
He will undoubtedly be tasked to be the main creative outlet for the
team and will rack up in the assist count. Furthermore, he will also be
the first choice set-piece taker for his team and this potentially means
more goals and assists for him.